When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss. 
The brain explained that since it controlled all the parts of the body, it should be boss.
The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss.
The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss.
The eyes said that without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss.
Then the asshole applied for the job.
The other parts of the body laughed so hard
at this that the asshole became mad and closed up :ireful
After a few days…
The brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach was all twisted in pain, and the eyes got so fuzzy that they were unable to see.
It wasn't long after that they all conceded and made the asshole boss.
This proved that you don’t have to be the brains of the outfit to be boss ..... just an asshole !!…
The brain explained that since it controlled all the parts of the body, it should be boss.
The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss.
The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss.
The eyes said that without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss.
Then the asshole applied for the job.
The other parts of the body laughed so hard
at this that the asshole became mad and closed up :ireful After a few days…
The brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach was all twisted in pain, and the eyes got so fuzzy that they were unable to see.
It wasn't long after that they all conceded and made the asshole boss.
This proved that you don’t have to be the brains of the outfit to be boss ..... just an asshole !!…
